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Not All Guys are Stupid

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 16 f submissive looking for m dominant role play partner

You: 23/m/not into getting a visit from Chris Hansen.

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Geez. It was a Simple Question!

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi.

Stranger: asl

You: 23/yes, please/Anywhere.

You: You?

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Are Cookies Naughtier Than Donuts?

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You: Guess what I’m NOT wearing…

You: ;)

Stranger: clothes?

You: Bingo! Johnny, tell ‘em what they’ve won!

Stranger: a cookie?!

You: You’ve won a random conversation with a random naked stranger!

You: Or that…

You: Where do you want me to put the cookie?

Stranger: sweet. my dream came true.

Stranger: somewhere naughty

You: Sorry. That’s only for donuts.

You: Where else?

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Careful What You Ask

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Nope. I don’t sign. I do speak English, though.

Stranger: m or f?

You: Yes.

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Maybe if I’d Gone a Different Route…

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Stranger: 19 f uk horny

You: Touch yourself, bitch.

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Not THAT Kind of Master

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Stranger: Hi

You: Master, is that you?

Stranger: yes, my apprentace. its me

You: …so not the master I’m looking for.

Stranger: depends on what do you want to be taught

You: What can you teach me?

You: I’m sorry, Master. What can you teach me, Master?

Stranger: anything you wish for

You: It is not my wishes that matter.

Stranger: true young one

You: waiting…

Stranger: 1+1=2

Stranger: did you know that :p

You: still waiting…

Stranger: listen to my words…

Stranger: a bug is just a bug when he has never been run over

You: And a wall is a great conversationalist.

Stranger: sure is

Stranger: pikachu!

You: But not as good as a banana. ;)

Stranger: where do you come from?

You: The aliens dropped me off on Earth about four years ago. I’m not entirely sure where I was before that.

Stranger: where did it drop you?

You: Antarctica.

You: McMurdo.

Stranger: cool

You: At some weather station…

You: I’ve been passing myself off as a weather researcher.

You: I’ve come to find out that I most resemble a woman who’s in her late twenties.

Stranger: awsome

You: And you?

Stranger: i’ve been born somewhere on earth, but I don’t know why. I got adopted very soon, so I never knew my hometown or my family

You: I can tell you why you were born.

You: And the mechanics that caused it to happen.

You: Would you like to know?

Stranger: really tell me

Stranger: sure

You: When a man and a woman really love each other…

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My Master Won’t Let Me Go Out in the Cold…

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Stranger: you have been a bad girl, dressing slutty like that..

You: I know. And it’s so cold, too.

You: asl?

Stranger: 24 m canada

Stranger: how old is my naughty girl

You: Wow! We’re on opposite sides of the world!

You: I’m 28.

Stranger: from?

You: Originally the US, but I’m stationed in McMurdo, Antarctica. Doing weather research. It gets lonely down here.

Stranger: hmm i bet

You: All of the layers get hot…

Stranger: describe yourselff or your master, what does my naughty girl look like

Stranger: for*

You: My master is tall, and doesn’t allow me to talk to strangers.

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